wolfinthethorns:

jumpingjacktrash:

requirecookie:

therareandferociousswamprabbit:

daveyoufool:

Neither Courage Wolf nor Calming Manatee were doing much to help my anxiety, but I knew they were both on to something.

So, I created Calmage Wolfatee.

<3

This is glorious beyond my capacity to comprehend.

thIS IS EXACTLY WHAT MY LIFE NEEDS EVERY DAY FOREVER

Always reblog…

(Source: dave-youfool)

real-otherkin-problems:

otherkin problems #3
When your significant other is a catkin and you’re a dogkin and you accidentally chase them up a tree
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real-otherkin-problems:

otherkin problems #3

When your significant other is a catkin and you’re a dogkin and you accidentally chase them up a tree

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buzzfeed:

Sometimes a game of Cards Against Humanity gets too real.

Anonymous said: 6, 7, 9, 10, 14, 16, 17, 29, 30, 34, 37, 38, 41, 42, 48, 69,

  • 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when I was about to orgasm and by boyfriend mum knocked on the door :/

  • 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:I was under the influence of something and the taste of food turned me on…if I had more of that food I probably would have came
    mouse is being a dick bag, you can look up the questions for reference.
    9. biting and licking my ear or neck.
    10: bottom
    14 nothing comes to mind.
    16: toe sucking.
    17:well I have kissed boys after certain acts and tasted it, yes. it was…not that interesting really.
    29: again nothing comes to mind. I guess I get lots of them but nothing sticks out.
    30: either bald or landing strip. lots of hair is chafing but I don’t dislike it for any other reason.
    34: probably oral
    37: I dont remember the first time I masturbated actually…i think when I started touching myself I didn’t know what it was, it just felt nice.
    38: yes
    41: yes
    42: um…when I was younger i used my phone once but then was awkward when people wanted to use my phone so I stopped XD
    48: yes I have watched both, I ahvent watched porn recently though. It turns me on, why else would I watch it?
    69: might give it a go but I think it would be better from someone else.

necrovorn:

cannon-fannon:

JESUS FUCK.
I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO MAKE OUT.
I THOUGHT IT WAS THE START TO A PORNO.
THE SEXUAL TENSION.
OH MY GOD.

That was my thought too.

(Source: littlechinesedoll)

noflyonthewall:

Gotta love CollegeHumour

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noflyonthewall:

Gotta love CollegeHumour

xdream-strongx:

THE. GREATEST.

(Source: kristoffbjorgman)

amphetameme:

i get so flustered whenever interviewers ask me ‘so why do you want to work here?’ because the first thing that pops into my head everytime is ‘i need your money to survive, you capitalist pig’ but thats not the appropriate answer

caterjunes:

"can i come in?"

"i don’t know, can you?”

cursing quietly, the vampire backed away, foiled yet again by the english teacher’s pedantry

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